LEAVE OUT ALL THE REST. so..even ugly people have birthdays - the day their ugly faces pops into the world
and here i am..twenty!
they say whoever said money cant buy happiness didn't know where to shop..
or maybe she didn't get the right birthday presents..

ohmy bruised leg sorry karma vented out on you for cutting queue you have to blame the brain for carrying out orders
one of our all-time favourite past-times is to make our tummies happy
(btw kitty;; loved my birthday cakess true-blue wendy style: one is never enough + variety>size + indecisivness = remnants of previously chosen cake now replaced.
shit we gobbled it up after blowing candles didn't take pic as a plaque of memory for how you've surprised me with your excellent knowledge of me
&&online booking! hmm..unimagineable-previously-unthinkable move coming from you
-applaud)
time for the Face series

x unacceptable-this-was-supposed-to-be-revenge face x

x nightmare face x

x happy face x
i really really love it
(yes sorry my face is disturbingly in the same position - facial a day before made the other side of my nose too PG13/ R21 gory/ not for the weak-hearted)

x freaky kissy face featuring this winter's new chocolate-fondue lip colour x

speaking of, also presenting, "so last year" braun